--I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here--









37.wav Veronica: Something like thirty-six...

8half.wav Randal: The chick only made you nuts, how many times did she cheat on you...

affairs.wav Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs...

balls.wav Dante: Hey, are there any balls down there...

beach.wav Rick Derris: Hey, can I give you a lift anywhere...

bench.wav Rick Derris: How much can you bench...

berz.wav Olaf: My love for you is like...

berz2.wav Olaf: My love for you is ticking clock...

bobspeak.wav Silent Bob: There's a million fine looking women out there...

chant.wav Jay: ...Smokin' weed, smokin weed...

cocksm.wav Jay: Cocksmoker...

deal.wav Dante: How many times have I told you not to be dealing in front of the store...

derris.wav Rick Derris: Sounds to me like...

drjones.wav Randal: No time for love Dr. Jones...

event.wav Dante: I've got to go to her wake...

expand.wav Dante: ...What'd ya rent...

gator.wav Dante: ...If you grab a gatorade, then everyone's gonna grab one...

grizzly.wav Jay: ...What you want Grizzly Adams...

guys.wav Dante: Everytime I kiss you, I taste 36 other guys...

jay.wav Jay: I feel good today Silent Bob...

jay2.wav Jay: ...What the f**k you lookin' at...

lament.wav Dante: I'm not even supposed to be here today...

muppets.wav Return of the Jedi versus The Empire Strikes Back

renthere.wav Randal: You aren't allowed to rent here anymore...

row.wav Dante: 37...My girlfriend sucked 37...

rule.wav Randal: I am a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class...

scumbag.wavRick Derris: Selling cigarettes to a four-year old...

expand.wav Video Customer: ...Ohhh...Navy Seals...

shortcomings.wavRandal: ...I hope it feels so good to be right...

skerlink.wav Olaf: Skerlink...

sluts.wav Jay: What's up baby, what's up sluts...

strokes.wav Dante: It takes different strokes to move the world...

teeth.wav Angry Quick Stop Customer: I'll knock your f**kin' teeth out...

watch.wav Caitlin: What can I say...he does weird things to me...


            


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